The account is called @GSElevator but has expand to include conversations overheard throughout the entire office. The tweeter distinguishes people by number (i.e. #1, #2, #3). Here are some gems.
"#1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class."
"#1: Hermes ties are like Jordans for white people."
"#1: My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world."
"#1: She’s only about 3 weeks of anorexia away from looking hot.
#2: Maybe 4."
"#1: Black Friday is the Special Olympics of capitalism."
"#1: The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.
#2: Our maid does that."
"1: I asked him what his life goal is, and he said “to make the obituary in The Economist.”
2: Great answer. Hired."
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